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Beachwear To Put You Out Of Your Misery

Shopping for beachwear is tricky, so I’ve done the hard graft for you.

Hermès Made A Pair Of Clogs

You’d never believe it: clogs, back again.

I Got Botox For The First Time

I had to nip these little skin rivulets in the bud… and inject a paralysing serum into my wonderfully-expressive face.

I Am So Over The Kardashians Blaming The Public For Their Body Dysmorphia

Everybody has cellulite… but when it looks like a Kardashian has cellulite – it makes front-page news.